Banksy Opens a Hotel with the Worst View in the World: Visit the Walled Off Hotel in Bethlehemin Art, Life, Politics, Travel | March 6th, 2017
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Quirky, artist-customized guest rooms equipped with wifi, fridge, and safes…
Leather couches and “an air of undeserved authority” in the communal areas…
VIPs who spring for the Presidential suite will enjoy access to a tiki bar, library, and Dead Sea minerals for use in a plunge bath spacious enough for four…
Sounds like the sort of hotel catering to well-heeled hipsters in San Francisco, Brooklyn, or Shoreditch…
…but Bethlehem?
The artist Banksy’s latest massive-scale project may never find its way onto Palestine’s official tourism site, but it’s no joke. The fully functioning hotel is set to open for online bookings on March 11.
Visitors should be prepared to put a $1000 deposit on their credit cards at check in, a security measure aimed at those who might be tempted to walk off with artwork by Sami Musa, Dominique Petrin, or the hotel’s famous founder.
Guests are also cautioned to contain their excitement about their upcoming stay when passing through customs at Tel Aviv airport, where travelers who blab about their intentions to visit the West Bank are often subjected to extra scrutiny. One wonders how many Tel Aviv TSA officers would get the appeal of staying in a hotel that boasts of its terrible views of the wall dividing Palestine from Israel.
The hotel’s proximity to the wall provides both its name and its raison-d’etre. Banksy is marking the centenary of British control of Palestine by enticing visitors to educate themselves, using his customary humor and lack of polemic as the launching pad.
To that end, a museum and gallery on the premises will be open to the public, offering “a warm welcome to people from all sides of the conflict and across the world.” (The hotel’s FAQ counters the notion that the project is an anti-Semitic statement, issuing a zero-tolerance policy where fanaticism is concerned.)
One of the hotel’s most original amenities is its in-house graffiti supplies store, staffed by experts ready to dispense “local advice and guidance” to visitors eager to contribute to the Wall’s proliferating street art. (For inspiration, refer to Banky’s work from a 2015 trip to Gaza, below.)
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Quirky, artist-customized guest rooms equipped with wifi, fridge, and safes…
Leather couches and “an air of undeserved authority” in the communal areas…
VIPs who spring for the Presidential suite will enjoy access to a tiki bar, library, and Dead Sea minerals for use in a plunge bath spacious enough for four…
Sounds like the sort of hotel catering to well-heeled hipsters in San Francisco, Brooklyn, or Shoreditch…
…but Bethlehem?
The artist Banksy’s latest massive-scale project may never find its way onto Palestine’s official tourism site, but it’s no joke. The fully functioning hotel is set to open for online bookings on March 11.
Visitors should be prepared to put a $1000 deposit on their credit cards at check in, a security measure aimed at those who might be tempted to walk off with artwork by Sami Musa, Dominique Petrin, or the hotel’s famous founder.
Guests are also cautioned to contain their excitement about their upcoming stay when passing through customs at Tel Aviv airport, where travelers who blab about their intentions to visit the West Bank are often subjected to extra scrutiny. One wonders how many Tel Aviv TSA officers would get the appeal of staying in a hotel that boasts of its terrible views of the wall dividing Palestine from Israel.
The hotel’s proximity to the wall provides both its name and its raison-d’etre. Banksy is marking the centenary of British control of Palestine by enticing visitors to educate themselves, using his customary humor and lack of polemic as the launching pad.
To that end, a museum and gallery on the premises will be open to the public, offering “a warm welcome to people from all sides of the conflict and across the world.” (The hotel’s FAQ counters the notion that the project is an anti-Semitic statement, issuing a zero-tolerance policy where fanaticism is concerned.)
One of the hotel’s most original amenities is its in-house graffiti supplies store, staffed by experts ready to dispense “local advice and guidance” to visitors eager to contribute to the Wall’s proliferating street art. (For inspiration, refer to Banky’s work from a 2015 trip to Gaza, below.)
“I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.”
― Banksy
“You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid.
You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation
at high speed with total clarity.”
― Banksy
“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: blind-obedience, crimes, obedience, rebellion, rule-breaking, rules
“A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: independent-thought, individuality, thinking-outside-of-the-box
“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”
― Banksy
“Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: art, creativity, graffiti, humor, voice
“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.”
― Banksy tags: art, truth 316 likes like “There's nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.”
― Banksy tags: better-place, dangerous, save, world
“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”
― Banksy tags: art, creativity, graffiti, humor
“Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for. ”
― Banksy
“If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to
wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.”
― Banksy
“Imagine a city where graffiti wasn't illegal, a city where everybody could draw whatever they liked. Where every street was awash with a million colours and little phrases. Where standing at a bus stop was never boring. A city that felt like a party where everyone was invited, not just the estate agents and barons of big business. Imagine a city like that and stop leaning against the wall - it's wet.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.”
― Banksy tags: independent-thought, initiative, oxymoron, paradox
“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder. However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land. The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other. After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king. ’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’ But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment. ’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. And whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little twat.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: graffiti
“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: death, famine, morning-people, morning-person, type-a, war
“Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.
Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.
It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse.
What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Cut It Out
“All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared
to learn to draw?”
― Banksy tags: art, art-criticism
“People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“A wall is a very big weapon. It's one of the nastiest things you can hit someone with.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”
― Banksy tags: humor, obesity, statistics
“the people who run our cities dont understand graffiti because they think nothing has the right to exist unless it makes a profit...
the people who truly deface our neighborhoods are the companies that scrawl giant slogans across buildings and buses trying to make us feel inadequate unless we buy their stuff....
any advertisement in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours, it belongs to you ,, its yours to take, rearrange and re use.Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head..”
― Banksy
“You owe the companies nothing. You especially don't owe them any courtesy. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.”
― Banksy
“Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: graffiti, paraphrased
“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking time.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: cops, law
“I'd been painting rats for three years before someone said 'that's clever it's an
anagram of art' and I had to pretend I'd known that all along.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
― Banksy
“You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid.
You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation
at high speed with total clarity.”
― Banksy
“The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: blind-obedience, crimes, obedience, rebellion, rule-breaking, rules
“A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: independent-thought, individuality, thinking-outside-of-the-box
“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”
― Banksy
“Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: art, creativity, graffiti, humor, voice
“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.”
― Banksy tags: art, truth 316 likes like “There's nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.”
― Banksy tags: better-place, dangerous, save, world
“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”
― Banksy tags: art, creativity, graffiti, humor
“Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for. ”
― Banksy
“If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to
wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.”
― Banksy
“Imagine a city where graffiti wasn't illegal, a city where everybody could draw whatever they liked. Where every street was awash with a million colours and little phrases. Where standing at a bus stop was never boring. A city that felt like a party where everyone was invited, not just the estate agents and barons of big business. Imagine a city like that and stop leaning against the wall - it's wet.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.”
― Banksy tags: independent-thought, initiative, oxymoron, paradox
“Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man pianted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder. However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he was the greatest painter in the land. The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarrassing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other. After thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth be pulled first from the court artist’s easel. Everyone gasped as before them was revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king. ’Aha!’ exclaimed the king. ’My artist has produced a painting so wonderful it has fooled nature herself, surely you must agree that he is the greatest painter who ever lived!’ But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. ’Now, pull the blanket from your painting and let us see what you have for us,’ cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatient, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment. ’You see,’ said the tramp quietly, ’there is no blanket covering the painting. This is actually just a painting of a cloth covering a painting. And whereas your famous artist is content to fool nature, I’ve made the king of the whole country look like a clueless little twat.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: graffiti
“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: death, famine, morning-people, morning-person, type-a, war
“Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.
Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.
It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse.
What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Cut It Out
“All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared
to learn to draw?”
― Banksy tags: art, art-criticism
“People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“A wall is a very big weapon. It's one of the nastiest things you can hit someone with.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”
― Banksy tags: humor, obesity, statistics
“the people who run our cities dont understand graffiti because they think nothing has the right to exist unless it makes a profit...
the people who truly deface our neighborhoods are the companies that scrawl giant slogans across buildings and buses trying to make us feel inadequate unless we buy their stuff....
any advertisement in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours, it belongs to you ,, its yours to take, rearrange and re use.Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head..”
― Banksy
“You owe the companies nothing. You especially don't owe them any courtesy. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.”
― Banksy
“Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: graffiti, paraphrased
“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking time.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall tags: cops, law
“I'd been painting rats for three years before someone said 'that's clever it's an
anagram of art' and I had to pretend I'd known that all along.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
I don't believe in anything. I'm just here for the violence.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me. ”
― Banksy
“People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish... but that's only if it's done properly.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: art, controversy, expression, graffiti, street-art
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: sarcasm
“Live as a villain, die as a hero”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.”
― Banksy
“If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Some people represent authority without ever possessing any of their own.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”
― Banksy
“Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realise that reciting red indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“I like to think I have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no-one else believes in - like peace and justice and freedom.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: chauvinism, flags, nationalism, patriotism
“When he time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don't make any fuss.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.”
― Banksy tags: abuse, art, christianity, christmas, priest, religion, sarcasm
“Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw". I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that?”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“Fight the fighters, not their wars.”
― Banksy
“Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.”
― Banksy
“Painting something that defies the law of the land is good. Painting something that defies the law of the land and the law of gravity at the same time is ideal.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: paint, painting
“The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.”
― Banksy tags: banksy
“Remember crime against property is not real crime. People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.”
― Banksy tags: the-writing-is-on-the-wall
“Brandalism
Any advertisement in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It belongs to you. It's yours to take, rearrange and re-use. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People are fond of using military terms to describe what they do.
We call it bombing when we go out painting, when of course it's more
like entertaining the troops in a neutral zone, during peacetime in a
country without an army.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“I've never really understood why people sleep. Wasting a third of your life and becoming vulnerable for almost 8 hours every night. Doesn't seem very appealing to me.”
― Banksy tags: appealing, banksy, hours, life, night, people, sleep, understood, vulnerable, waste
“I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.”
― Banksy tags: anonymity, fame, interview, invisibility, privacy, superpower, timeout
“Nothing is black and white, and there is no purity and there is no such thing has justice.”
― Banksy
“If you have a statue in the city centre you could go past it every day on your way to school and never even notice it, right. But as soon as someone puts a traffic cone on its head, you've made your own sculpture.”
― Banksy
“I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book but you wouldn't fucking listen.”
― Banksy
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me. ”
― Banksy
“People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish... but that's only if it's done properly.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: art, controversy, expression, graffiti, street-art
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: sarcasm
“Live as a villain, die as a hero”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.”
― Banksy
“If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Some people represent authority without ever possessing any of their own.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”
― Banksy
“Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realise that reciting red indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“I like to think I have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no-one else believes in - like peace and justice and freedom.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: chauvinism, flags, nationalism, patriotism
“When he time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don't make any fuss.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.”
― Banksy tags: abuse, art, christianity, christmas, priest, religion, sarcasm
“Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw". I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that?”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“Fight the fighters, not their wars.”
― Banksy
“Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.”
― Banksy
“Painting something that defies the law of the land is good. Painting something that defies the law of the land and the law of gravity at the same time is ideal.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: paint, painting
“The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.”
― Banksy tags: banksy
“Remember crime against property is not real crime. People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.”
― Banksy tags: the-writing-is-on-the-wall
“Brandalism
Any advertisement in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It belongs to you. It's yours to take, rearrange and re-use. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“People are fond of using military terms to describe what they do.
We call it bombing when we go out painting, when of course it's more
like entertaining the troops in a neutral zone, during peacetime in a
country without an army.”
― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall
“I've never really understood why people sleep. Wasting a third of your life and becoming vulnerable for almost 8 hours every night. Doesn't seem very appealing to me.”
― Banksy tags: appealing, banksy, hours, life, night, people, sleep, understood, vulnerable, waste
“I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.”
― Banksy tags: anonymity, fame, interview, invisibility, privacy, superpower, timeout
“Nothing is black and white, and there is no purity and there is no such thing has justice.”
― Banksy
“If you have a statue in the city centre you could go past it every day on your way to school and never even notice it, right. But as soon as someone puts a traffic cone on its head, you've made your own sculpture.”
― Banksy
“I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book but you wouldn't fucking listen.”
― Banksy
On Painting Rats, and the Glorification of Them. They exist without permission. They are hated, hunted and persecuted. They live in quiet desperation amongst the filth. And yet they are capable of bringing entire civilizations to their knees. If you are dirty, insignificant, and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.”
― Banksy tags: art
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.”
― Banksy
“People seem to think if they dress like a revolutionary they don`t actually have to behave like one.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Anyone who believes in capital punishment should be shot”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover" - Metropolitan Police Spokesperson”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.”
― Banksy
“Think from outside the box, collapse the box and take a fucking knife to it.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: anarchy, creativity
“The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.”
― Banksy tags: art, banksy, joke, privilege
“The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up competing altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Art is not like other culture because its success is not made by its audience. The public fill concert halls and cinemas every day, we read novels by the millions, and buy records by the billions. 'We the people'--affect the making and quality of most of our culture, but not our art.”
― Banksy tags: art, culture, life, society
“I sucked a lot of breasts to get where I am today.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: humor
“O ser humano tem quatro necessidades básicas: comida, dormir, sexo e vingança .”
― Banksy 0 likes like “Nobody ever listened to me until they didn't know who I was.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“There are no exceptions to the rule that everyone thinks they're an exception to the rules”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“You can win the rat race but you're still a rat.
The human race is an unfair and stupid competition. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.
Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.
It's not surprising a lot of people have given up competing altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk food and shout abuse.
What we need in this race is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.”
― Banksy tags: art
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.”
― Banksy
“People seem to think if they dress like a revolutionary they don`t actually have to behave like one.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Anyone who believes in capital punishment should be shot”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover" - Metropolitan Police Spokesperson”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.”
― Banksy
“Think from outside the box, collapse the box and take a fucking knife to it.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: anarchy, creativity
“The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.”
― Banksy tags: art, banksy, joke, privilege
“The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up competing altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“Art is not like other culture because its success is not made by its audience. The public fill concert halls and cinemas every day, we read novels by the millions, and buy records by the billions. 'We the people'--affect the making and quality of most of our culture, but not our art.”
― Banksy tags: art, culture, life, society
“I sucked a lot of breasts to get where I am today.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece tags: humor
“O ser humano tem quatro necessidades básicas: comida, dormir, sexo e vingança .”
― Banksy 0 likes like “Nobody ever listened to me until they didn't know who I was.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“There are no exceptions to the rule that everyone thinks they're an exception to the rules”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece
“You can win the rat race but you're still a rat.
The human race is an unfair and stupid competition. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.
Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.
It's not surprising a lot of people have given up competing altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk food and shout abuse.
What we need in this race is a lot more streakers.”
― Banksy, Wall and Piece